Storytime with Sleazy T

This is what you do when a middle school has indoor recess. First, you form a circle ranging from 6-13 people. Then, you get somone's iTouch/iPhone with a Jersey Shore Nickname Generator and give the people in the VERY first storytime nicknames this way. Also give all of them a prostitute name (I.e. Drip Drip or the Sack). Once everyone has a nickname, then you all elect the funniest, awesomest, and greatest member the honorary title of "Sleazy T" ( named after the founder of the idea of Storytime, Guapo Banuelos, and this was his nickname). Now, the Sleazy T of the group (preferably a racial mixbreed. I.e. A blexican, blaxican, a wasian, a blasian, etc.) must start each indoor recess with a funny story joke or plain story of funniness. Then, he is free to either, 1). Tell more stories, 2). Play Truth or Dare, 3). Purely play dumb games, or 4). Have Rap Battles or Roast a member. Now, this is strictly a fun expirience to have. Don't get upset or anything if your not Sleazy T. But, if you are Sleazy T, remember to always tell your jokes in moderation, because (trust me, I frigging invented this) you never want to run out of jokes. And remember, this is simply something to do to make the best of indoor recess. And, don't go off stealing my idea, or copying my idea then just tweaking it a little, cause that's not cool ata all. That's just trifelent. And as the original Sleazy T, Imma get Sandstorm with me and we'll come for to babies!!!

Tiger: Yo Guapo, are we having Storytime With Sleazy T today???!!!???
Andrew: Please Sleazy?

Guapo: Ok, Mr. And Mrs. Jugs, are y'all coming?
Seth and Madeline: Sure.
Spencer: All right, can you tell us the eel joke again?
Guapo: Sure.
* 20 minutes later*
*r' body*: HAHHAHAHAHQJAHROFLQWERTY!!!
Guapo( The original Sleazy T) Another satisfied group!!!
Group in unison: That Blexican sure is a great Sleazy!!!

by The original Sleazy T April 3, 2011

sleezled

This happens when a body part of yours, mainly your butt, falls asleep.

Person 1: Alright, we're gonna be making a rest stop.
Person 2: Good, cause my butt is sleezled

by dmbfan28 July 28, 2009

Sleazy Griever

The one car in a Funeral Procession that isnt washed

All those cars driving behind that Hearse were so clean except for that Sleazy Griever in the Camry.

by Ed O'Neill February 27, 2007

Sleazemuffin

A girl who is a bit weird, a bit skanky, and hides it behind a mask of innocence.

Wow, Laura is such a sleazemuffin

by pseudonym6574757 April 4, 2009

sleezpus

the skaniest, sluttiest, sleeziest, person you can imagine

Girl 1: Do you see that girl dancing over there like a slut?

Girl 2: Yeah, she's a damn sleezpus.

by igotthisundercontrol July 28, 2010

sleaze comfort

Ostensibly offering sympathy to a grieving person as an underhanded way of becoming intimate.

Coined in the film MAKE-OUT WITH VIOLENCE

Carol (repulsed): You sleaze comforted him?

by Modern Love September 5, 2011

Sleazy Penguin

Revenge move for a male during sex. when you are doing it doggy style wait until she is about to climax then pull out and insert an ice cube as far as you can into either orifice resulting in a freezing hole and your partner waddling after you furiously.

I gave her a sleazy penguin after she decided to give me an angry penguin, she'll never try that one again.

by badabingbadabang December 3, 2011