Sleeper Shit

The shit that you realize you have to take only as you are walking out of the bathroom after having urinated and/or washed your hands.

"Sorry I'm late, I was just leaving the bathroom when I was hit by a sleeper shit."

by trombonegod99 September 12, 2012

sleeper titties

The big boobs of a girl who tries to hide them and doesn't take photos that show them off, and doesn't wear low cut shirts.
Comes from sleeper that describes a fast car that looks slow, hiding the real power of the car.

Dude, Michelle has some sleeper titties
Yea man, you would never know from looking at her Facebook.

by nananananbatman May 25, 2013

Sleepless-drunk

When one feels very odd, talks to themself, and just over-all looks drunk. But, the thing is, they aren't. They just haven't gotten sleep for the past 2 days. Yep. So, how I feel while typing this, basically.

"dude.. i feelll liike.. 2016.. is so weaird.."
Non-sleepless-drunk guy: "What exactly are you saying?"
Sleep-less-drunk guy: "I dunno man.. I'm drunk again.. he he. I should go homme.. he ha he he ha ha.

by Synanimous June 8, 2015

sleepless night

When you lay in bed thinking of someone special to you.

I had a sleepless night thinking of you

by Mr.busch February 20, 2017

Serial Sleeper

Someone who sleeps around a lot, especially if they are in a relationship.

That Canadian is such a Serial Sleeper

by StellarAce27 September 13, 2016

Sleeptext

To reply to a text received while asleep. Usually one word answers or nonsensical responses occur, with misspellings.

Much like sleepwalking, the sleep-texter will not remember the incident until the morning after, upon checking thier sent/inbox.

1. Friend of sleeptexter:"Hey, you're missing an awesome party right now!"

Sleeptexter's response: "Mm yeahg i knsh."

2. "Yeah, I tried texting her last night but she was just sleeptexting back, so it was useless."

by mousefacee December 8, 2009

Sleeper dick

A penis that appears small but grows large when erect. The term sleeper is in reference to a car that appears to be stock and slow looking, but has a powerful engine under the hood

You should totally hook up with him, I heard hes packing.

My friend is in water polo with him and he sees him in the locker room all the time, he said its tiny.

Hes never seen him hard, hes got a sleeper dick.

by PopeyeTheSailorPop21 November 5, 2018