skikerfel

Skikerfel: (v.) To get stuck in a conversation for hours. Then realizing you are fucked because your wife has called for times and your car has been Running for a few hours.

Damn, mark skikerfeld me and my wife is going to cut off my ball.

by lucky clover January 14, 2015

shizermonger

A massive arsehole of a person. One who hoards asshole qualities.

You are a total shizermonger.

by Mimsical May 30, 2017

Skyzer

A name of a very talented or unique person with a great persona and different way to look at things, positivity and creative

Ayo skyzer your work is just like your name

by Phoneix8588 April 2, 2020

Skizzer

A hoe or a thot

I don’t fw that Skizzer she ran threw

by Skizzert November 21, 2021

skizem

To have madcow skills in a certain area

You wish you had these skizems!!

by PookeyBear April 26, 2005

dong sizer

An apparatus for measuring the size of one's dong. Actually, a repurposed pasta measurer. Available at finer beverage establishments in the La Crosse area.

Nason: I bet that guy has a tiny dong.

Steve: if only we had a dong sizer to be sure.

by Chester Pern July 2, 2011

skitzer

A person who regularly uses methamphetamine

That person is moving and talking super fast, they must be a skitzer.

by MandaInTexas September 26, 2008