pakistani skidmark

The act of stuffing a partners lips up ur ass and releasing a mighty strand of shit out.

It looked like Krusty had a Hersheys moustache when I gave him a Pakistani skidmark

by cary wichaven August 13, 2007

Skidmark Cobra

A Skidmark Cobra is the result of taking a dump, usually in Africa or someplace, and discovering you are not alone when a cobra raises its head between your legs. At this moment, you realize your only chance is to grab the cobra's head quickly. Once securely grabbed, you reach back and fish out the cobra's tail and proceed to floss your butt until sufficiently clean for day-to-day use, thus dominating said cobra.

I didn't know there was a snake in the toilet. So, when he poked his head up I Skidmark Cobra'd with him!

I'm a Skidmark Cobra of AGO.

by He-is-man December 17, 2008

skid marks

Lines that ur anus crack leaves in ur undies or on things one might sit upon.

Skid Marks in ur undies: Usually smelly poopie turd. May vary in color.

Skid Marks on things u sit on: Could be blood from women who sit on the seat cover while they are on the rag, can also be poopie turd.

by XratedMaiden December 4, 2002

skidmark

a brown streak in your boxers from a dirty ass.

I just farted really bad, I hope theres no skidmark !!!

by ARTIE May 8, 2003

skid marks

poop that leaves lines in your underpants

i pooped and left skid marks

by mike February 12, 2003

Skidmark

A person who acts like a piece of shit. Can be called "Skid" for short.

Did you know that Bob deals? Who cares that kid is such a skidmark.

by Kerry, Worcester, MA May 21, 2011

Skidlark

Someone who exudes the personality of the lowest scum of society

Heather is smoking cigs again on the curb? what a skidlark

by Erinali May 19, 2020