I had a rough day at work so went I got home, I grabbed my bitch and we went for a quick ride on my scooter where I started skeetering around the bloc.
by WithDaggersNY June 12, 2011
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Jill: Hey, do you wanna come hang out with me this weekend?
Jack: Aren't you from Kettering?
Jill: Yeah?
Jack: Naahhhh, I'd rather not get ran over by bigoted wrinkle beasts driving shitty Caddy's with their preggo granddaughters in the backseat.
Jill: ???
Jack: Sorry, it's Kettering
Jack: Aren't you from Kettering?
Jill: Yeah?
Jack: Naahhhh, I'd rather not get ran over by bigoted wrinkle beasts driving shitty Caddy's with their preggo granddaughters in the backseat.
Jill: ???
Jack: Sorry, it's Kettering
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When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina, after which her orgasm drips out the sperm at even intervals.
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