Hackery Sizzles

The moment when a pentest consultant thinks he/she is gonna learn some 1337 tricks, but actually they just need to take their pants off.

I thought that when Creepy Rob was gonna teach me about 'Hackery Sizzles' it would improve my career... How wrong I was.

by CreepyRob August 21, 2020

Sizzle Bitch

A girl that makes you bacon in the morning.

Yo, Sizzle Bitch, make me breakfast.

by AnAnonymousCow October 28, 2011

pizzle sizzle

when you get sunburnt on your whang

i went out to malaga and got pizzle sizzle, it hurt like a crab on the dongle

by banana penguin June 15, 2005

sizzle it up

A vague definition that can be used for any occasion...

Someone hands you designs and your response will be 'hmmm any way you could possibly just sizzle it up?'

Your in a restaurant and the waiter puts your plate down and you have to say 'ah jeez this is a bit cold can you sizzle it up please?'

Your in the hair dressers and he blow dries your hair super flat...all you can say is 'mate look i need to add a few inches to my height can you sizzle it up'

by anm08 February 15, 2018

Sausage Sizzle

An outdoor BBQ in which sausages are the main affair. Often hosted by non profit organizations for a donation and on Election Day in Australia as incentive to vote.

Head on down to the beach this Sunday, there’s gonna be a sausage sizzle for the homeless.

by NimbleFruitJube November 6, 2018

Sizzle Pie

A guy cums in a mug, and puts it in the microwave. When it starts boiling, he takes it out and splashes the scalding hot jizz on a girl's face. As her skin is bubbling like the cheese on a pizza, he tosses different toppings on her face.

After giving that chick a sizzle pie last night, I'll never look at pizza the same way again.

by Scrote McGee June 13, 2020

Sizzle-Sazzle

The sensation of friction and/or uncomfortable rubbing against ones penis as it goes in and out of ones pussy durin intercourse

Johnny: Ayo , Ben, how was it last night with Lauren ?
Ben: Not good, G
Johnny: what, how come bruvva?
Ben: We wasn’t lubricated or nothin, all the rub and grip i was feeling on my dong was giving me the Sizzle-Sazzle !!

by R4nDomGuY—_—_ April 16, 2021