simpleton

a person who reduced their behavior to very simple actions, such as foolishness or petty responses.

When we were kids and got slap happy, my mom would tell us not to act like simpletons. If you respond to someone with very petty statements you could be accused of being a simpleton.

by HijabTalesSecuredByDuke August 16, 2018

simpleton

A fictional village of simple minded folk presided over by a Mayor of Simpleton, the simplest of them all.

Arty was recetnly elected Mayor of Simpleton.

by Mayor Art July 1, 2005

simplitastic

simply fantastic!

Wow AnGie's so simplitastic!!

by Miss AnGie January 20, 2003

Edward Simpleton

Edward simpleton is Maidstones biggest melt and he likes to ram it up Fabian’s tight pussy. James Bevan also likes to join in occasionally

Bill Calvert raped Edward simpleton in the maths department

by Edward simpson February 4, 2022

Mayor of Simpleton

Never been near a university, never took a paper or a learned degree,
And some of your friends think that's stupid of me,
But it's nothing that I care about.
Well I don't know how to tell the weight of the sun, and of
Mathematics well I want none, and I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one things and that's I love you.
When their logic grows cold and all thinking gets done,
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
I can't have been there when brains were handed round
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
Or get past the cover of your books profound
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
And some of your friends thinks it's really unsound
That you're ever seen talking to me.
Well I don't know how to write a big hit song, and all crossword
Puzzles well I just shun,
And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one thing and that's I love you.
I'm not proud of the fact that I never learned much,
Just feel I should say, what you get is all real,
I can't put on an act, it takes brains to do that anyway.
(And anyway...)
And I can't unravel riddles problems and puns,
How the home computer has me on the run,

And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one thing and that's I love you (I love you).
If depth of feeling is a currency
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
Then I'm the man who grew the money tree
(No chain of office and no hope of getting one),
Some of your friends are too brainy to see that they're paupers
And that's how they'll stay.
Well I don't know how many pounds make up a ton of all the Nobel
Prizes that I've never won, and I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one things and that's I love you.
When all logic grows cold and all thinking gets done,
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor.
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton.)

by Death Menace February 8, 2023

simplet

not a word. it's supposed to say simpleton, but this mistake is commonly made by people trying to type quickly.

Person: What do you think I am? A simplet?

by Senor Nacho Deduche March 18, 2010

simpletothepoint

ONE dimensional, simple, NOTHING extra, taking into account not only the stress level of the receiver, but many other useless pieces of information that've already been received and are being analyzed and processed.

After being given multiple multi-dimensional, useless, confusing, stress-inducing directions, Lerlene was only able to reach her destination when the directions given her were simpletothepoint, thus proving that the FINAL direction giver had TRUE common sense and was finally more interested in helping her than being witty, creative and furthering the entertainment; because really, how entertaining is watching suicide?

by Lerlene May 28, 2008