simp

a person who dies anything to get in bed with a girl

look mikael is the biggest simp ever

by apekatt August 1, 2020

simp

a simp is when you keep simping over a girl and you think they gonna like it and go out with you.

Person 1: “omg you know natalia damn she has such a phat ass🤤“
Person 2: “man your simping yet again, she dont like you😒“

by 🐩 puppy person August 10, 2020

simp

a girl called simrah

"wow simprah is such a simp"
"ikr, shes the simpiest simp to ever exist"

by yourlocalgp November 3, 2022

simp

basically whipped when a man will do anything for a girl and leave the boys behind

Tilly wanted to leave the party early and because Brenno is a simp he left the boys to take her home

by herbxl tea June 21, 2020

simp

I have this friend.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.

My friend is a simp, he turned down oxford for a girl. HAHHAHHAHA

by LeNing July 4, 2023

simp

bodie

Hey is that a simp???
No thats just bodie.

by JORDY BODIES BROTHER April 10, 2020

simp

a guy who puts in way too much effort to get a girls attention that doesn’t even know he exists.

Jonathan: *buys expensive purse for Amy*

Jonathan: “Here’s this purse I got you!”

Amy: “Ew, who are you? You’re such a simp”

by gay man117372 June 13, 2020