Noddy Holder's sideburns

An unkempt, overgrown feral ginger minge, when approached from behind. Advise you take a machete. From the flamboyant side whiskers of singer from 70s band Slade.

"...worse than Noddy Holder's sideburns..."
A man promised a Brazilian invades a rainforest.

by ButtoxGalore January 21, 2008

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sideburn

When one insults someone, whilst simultaneously insulting any number of other people; an add-on burn

me(to noob)-Yeah your sister's a slut, and your mom's not lookin' to kosher right now either.
my buddy-sweet sideburn on that noob.

by shawn666 April 13, 2008

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Portuguese Sideburns

When a woman's moustache is so long and curved downwards that it reaches her cheeks. It gives the image of a set of sideburns.

Oh man, every single chick over there has Portuguese sideburns. What are we at an Elvis convention?

by VinegarStrokes April 23, 2009

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sideburns

Monstrosities of nature that brain-challenged guys grow because they think that girls find them sexy. Men with these are often single.

"These sideburns are lady-magnets."
"...No. No they're not."

by WHSMB January 11, 2009

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This is performed when you take a shit, while clentching your butt cheeks together, then taking your shit caked ass to each side of your partners face, working from top to bottom, being sure to coat the whole side of the face. The goal is to make a pair of shitty sideburns...excuse the pun. If you want to be festive, scream something in German.

We were role playing one night, as seventies disco dancers, and wanted to step it up a notch. I gave that skank some German Sideburns...a pair of mutton chops to be proud of. I am a regular Picaso...VOLKSWAGEN!!!

by Cagna Cazzo December 14, 2010

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