The Shrub

A floating bush, has great powers. A DemiGod to those who choose it, and a powerful enemy to those with no faith.

Look! There hovers The Shrub, 10-12 feet in the air!

www.oftheshrub.com

by DarkCow February 23, 2003

Shrub rocketeer

Someone who wants others to share a thing on social media on their behalf, but don't want to share it themselves for fear of how people will judge them.

Conrad kept pestering his mates in the local facebook group to post a picture of a chicken carved out of spam to aggravate the annoying vegans that spam the page. They refused, and Shane called him out for being the feeble shrub rocketeer that he was.

by marshymarsh October 15, 2020

Shrub

combination of the word Short Rub. having sex and not being fully penetrated.

I got the short rub last nite when i was having sex with my bf. yup, girl if you hardly felt anything you got the shrub.

by C.I. Moan, Ronnie-Gurl August 13, 2010

shrub grub

a penis that doesn't stick out as far as the bush.

When Rob pulled down his pants I was mortified to find a shrub grub.

by shana a February 19, 2009

Shrub

A term of affection toward a friend of the opposite sex.

I love my shrub!

by FukU2011 August 5, 2011

nub shrub

1. When one male's pubic hair is longer than his actually genitalia (penis).
2. When an Asexual has pubic hair.

Dang that male stripper ain't got anything in his speedo, but his pubes are poking out. Yep thats a big ole' nub shrub.

by weirdstuff June 24, 2015

POUNDED THE SHRUB

Same as beating up the pussy.

Betty came over last night and I pounded the shrub.

by Huge G. Minga October 26, 2007