Shrek

is life. is love. if you don't want anal sex with Shrek you have problems. shrek is with ur mom. Shrek be dummy thicc daddy

I have an addiction to Shrek and I want him to climb up Thanos's butthole

by obese burnt chicken nugget August 19, 2019

Shrek

To Shrek is to lift up your leg while walking and let off an enormous flatulent.

The room was so crowded so I Shreked and cleared the room.

I was walking in the library and couldn't stand the silence so I decided to Shrek.

by Ryanskanksy November 12, 2013

Shrek

A magestic green beast who starred in a series of films that we watch ogre and ogre again.

Have you watched shrek ?
Yes ogre 8 times today

by MissPerriwinkle March 31, 2019

Shrek

The sexiest man alive. You will never see a hotter looking specimen in your life.

Fuck, I jizzed in my pants after I looked at Shrek again.

by Niggertœs October 16, 2019

Shrek

In other words god. He is the enlightened one. Sig heil

Shrek is love, shrek is life.

by PEW PEW SHREK IS GOD June 11, 2018

shrek

Shrek is absolute daddy material, he can get any girl even with one wink. Every girl wants him and maybe even some guys too. His dick is HUGE. Legend says that his pp is so big that you can't even see all of it at once.

girl: omg his dick is HUGE
girl#2: his name must be shrek

by C3T6 November 20, 2019

Shrek

Shrek. Shrek is our overlord and a thicc legend. So are big chunngus and thanos

Who’s that sexy thang I see over there?
That’s Shrek standing in the mirror..

by Meme_lord567 April 15, 2019