Spanked my Bacon!

Spanked my Bacon is an action packed statement used to describe the feeling of metaphorically being paddled on your bottom with overwhelming, stimulating and provocative information. Having your bacon spanked can potentially lead to creative spurts and intense exhaustion, later followed by a cigarette and if you're lucky, another round.

Wow! That concert really spanked my bacon!

Hey baby! Want me to spank your bacon? Here, hold my beer while I download.

A man in uniform really spanks my bacon!

by Madeline Laughs July 9, 2011

Shanked

When something is stolen from your school bag

Student one: Bro my airpods just got stolen

Student two: That sucks, you got Shanked

by InsTIgaToR694 May 22, 2019

shanked

To get raped from someone you have met on the internet.

I met John on the internet and he shanked me.

by Palmy November 7, 2006

Shanked

Being told off, or shouted at.

Mrs West just proper shanked me!

by turquoise-xo November 3, 2010

Shanked up

gettin done in tha booty
(insult if ya dude)

kevin got shanked up when he went to juvie

by BayAreaPryncess March 1, 2004

spanked

When your really high see ripped

by Root January 8, 2003

To have "Spanked the monkey"

To have an alcoholic beverage

To have "Spanked the Monkey":

"Spanked the monkey much tonight Sam?"

"3, 4 times, yeah, this will be my 5th"

by John153637 September 8, 2008