shower spaetzle

The act of masturbating in a hot shower and upon ejaculating, the load is transformed into a spaetzle like substance that clogs the shower drain.

John had titties flashed at him at the Mizway bar and loaded that image into the spank bank so he could make shower spaetzle in the morning.

by GuzziJoej1971 November 30, 2013

Shower Gauntlet

A game you can play in prison in the showers. A convict will lather himself with soap, and the other inmates will form a two sided line. The runner will try to make it through the line without getting knocked down or slipping.

Frank tried to run the shower gauntlet last night, and he slipped and fell, landing face down. A big fella landed face down on top of him, and well, you can imagine it from there.

by JimFart October 11, 2018

mid-shower crisis

when in the middle of a shower all of a sudden you have to shit so you run to the toilet all wet and take a dump

joe was taking a hot shower when a mid-shower crisis hit him out of nowhere.

by Mr.CM December 17, 2009

Martinelli Shower

Honoring someone by pouring a bottle of sparkling cider on their head.

Note: It is considered a sign of disrespect to reciprocate a Martinelli Shower. Reciprocation is permitted only in the case of a Golden Shower -- a structurally homologous but functionally distinct practice.

To celebrate closing that big deal, we gave our CEO a Martinelli Shower.

by Birgeneau May 7, 2010

brooklyn shower

When you just put on a bunch of deodorant, brush your teeth and muss up your hair instead of spending the time to take a shower.

Peter Davis was running late, but he smelled bad, as usual, so he just brooklyn showered and got going.

by peterdavis666 September 8, 2013

A Turkish shower

When you improve your body smell by showering in cheapass perfume instead of water and soap. Anyone who's been around the Mediterranean will note MENA men followed by a cloud of cheapass perfume.

This is the worst hostel ever; one bathroom and a queue that lasts to Nirvana. I guess a Turkish shower will have to do...

by Alex Largo August 19, 2016

Showerlette

pronounced "SHOWAR-LAT" , quick 5-10 minutes shower, but can be as refreshing as the big bath. a small shower taken not for pampering purposes, but to make oneself refreshed.

person 1 : dude, take a shower, you stink!
person 2 : urgh,, don't have much time, so I'll just take a showerlette.

by blueberriesfarm April 12, 2009