Shoemaker stitch

While performing intercourse the male inserts his penis into the pussy for one stroke, then into the anus for one stroke... Repeating as necessary and increasing speed to resemble a sewing machine.

I could only satisfy that bitch with the shoemaker stitch, she won't shit right for a month!

by Randym35 May 14, 2011

brook shoemaker

the name given to a person of extremely high standards

an all mighty diety

a being with supernatural skills

Wow did you see that shot. He nailed it right between the eyes. The brook shoemaker of hunting.

by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009

shoemaker

Chef/pro kitchen term. Someone who just putters around and is useless in the kitchen.

The new cook is a shoemaker. He doesn't even know how to make chicken stock

by DWL September 19, 2005

shoebooty

Someone who is so poor, he is dressed very badly. From a character who wore one shoe and one boot in the American tv series All in the Family

Shoebooty are exempt from jury duty, because lawyers fear poverty is contagious.

by TMD-Timothy September 15, 2007

Shoehorse

A rare phenomena in human interaction causing a circular formation (similar to a horseshoe) to create awesome video footage of long arming inside houses/dwellings.

NOT to be confused with equestrian footwear.

"Dude, get off the sofa. Lets form a Shoehorse!"

"Okay..."

by Boredatwork.com June 16, 2009

Willie Shoemaker

(noun or intransitive verb depending on usage) The positioning of a woman while enjoying sexual intercourse with a man. The woman sits atop her man straddling him facing towards his feet. Needless to say the man is laying on his back facing now towards her backside. Through this process she rides him with equal dexterity as though she were a thoroughbred jocky, much like the well acclaimed Willie 'The Shoe' Shoemaker

Chris: Hey Eric so how was your date last night with Jennifer?

Eric: Cool, dinner was alright..bad wine, but the night improved because Jenny did the "Willie Shoemaker!"

by Trainher May 16, 2008

shoemenders

something that's a load of crap, not very good at all, derived from "cobblers" which is a common expression in england. can be shortened to "shoe"

"see my car, that's a load of shoemenders"
"that film I saw yesterday was a load of shoemenders"
Wife: "Do you Like My New Dress?"
Husband : "No its a load of shoe"

by itchyscrot April 3, 2003