Sam "Stumpy" Shoemake

The definition of a fat monkey cousin fucker.

man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.

woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker

by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022

Shoemerang

A shoe thrown in a manner similar to that of a boomerang.

The dog wouldn't stop barking until I thumped her head with a shoemerang. BAM!

by Floydlovr June 5, 2015

shmaker

Shmaker a term used when someone hacks to harm another

The world would be a better place without those stinkin Shmakers

by The Urban Word Lord May 24, 2016

ShoeMocker

A ShoeMocker is when you put a pair of shoes on your hands, preferably Timberland boots for extra DPS, and continously punch and\or slap the shit out of somebody. You effectively stomp a motherfucker out while standing.

1. If dude keep eyeballing me, imma shoemocker his ass.
2. If buddy ass get smart one more time, he getting his ass shoemockered. Thats real talk.

by BrokeBak January 6, 2019

shlemkerlicious

a definition that was supposed to be 1 million characters long but hit the character limit

ree shlemkerlicious

by mlemingshobe November 7, 2019

Shaymaker

A flirtatious young woman, usually with a lot of bodies. In a male context, it is used for idiots.

Hoe : wsp guys
alpha male: shut up you Shaymaker!!

by woo0w May 13, 2020

connor shumaker

A person that does not know when he hurts a girl. So he continues to do the same thing. He sees nothing wrong with his actions, and never will. He knows how to show someone a good time, but will leave after. Doesn't want to lose anyone, and will lie to keep them in his life. I loved him and would do anything for him, but he's just a bad person

Wow she's really hurting I wonder if Connor shumaker got to her

by Unknown915 March 8, 2017