shmalruss

a flying creature that looks like a walruss but it is not a walruss. a shmalruss has two long teeth and it wears a sombrero with polka dots on it. the shmalruss alsi has an elongaated body like a snake and its mating call is played via the nose flute

dude! i left my shmalruss in washington DC

by Sammy the shmalruss February 15, 2009

Shmalah

A dumbass on discord who doesn't know what a piss orgasm is. He owns cheap-sm and is a mega fagzoid. Scams little kids on minecraft forums. He owes NickyD123#6158 $50 paypal but refuses to give it to him because hes a faggot. Shmalah = gay.

Did you hear of Shmalah? He's such a fucking faggot.

by NickyD123#6158 July 28, 2019

shmalarded

ADJ. when a smart person is acting retarded/says some dumb shit

madi has an A in math, yet she multiplied 12x13 and got 36... she’s shmalarded

by skinnyhoemo December 12, 2019

Schmalam malam

Its a random saying that should be used anytime you cant think of anything to say or if you just wana be random.

Hey scotty... I got your mum pr.. ummmm, Schmalam malam!!

by Sam Alame April 22, 2008

Samalee

1. Smart, savvy and very hip,

2. Beautiful and with flair.

3. Unique and artistic.

4. Intellectually superior, willing to express self at almost any cost and defend right against wrong.

At first glance this appears to be the union of two common names (Sam and Lee) but actually the taxonomy includes reference to Samson (Samson is a Herculean figure, who is granted tremendous strength by God to combat his enemies and perform heroic feats unachievable by ordinary humans) and The General Lee, a car driven by the Duke cousins (Dukes of Hazard) which was known for it's high jumps and stunts.

The capitalist pigs voted down the school bond issue but Samalee will prevail.

by Midwife February 5, 2010

schmaltin

term for a movie that's been historically over-rated by film critics.

"rebel without a cause" is a schmaltin - a real 4-star cringe-fest.

by nebiru100 December 21, 2011

Samalaimon

Reference to the daemon Pantalaimon of Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials trilogy.

Samalaimon is connected to her human.

by Stantalaimon October 14, 2005