shitfuck

1) To fornicate feces
2) A shitty fucker

1) Joe: "What does he do for a living?"
Bob: "He shitfucks"

2) Joe: "I didn't hear you, sorry"
Bob: "That's because your a bloody shitfucker"

by Cannone June 21, 2006

shitfuckrapist

A highly entertaining combination cuss word.

social: Owned. I hit the flush on the river.
lilSpoon: You shitfuckrapist!

by splitp0t January 19, 2009

shitfuckdamn

an all-encompassing curse word, good for when you're not sure which one to use

ex- that hottie must've heard that fart i just laid...ah shitfuckdamn!

by franc68 April 3, 2008

shitfuck hammerfaced

The state of being strongly intoxicated by drugs (such as alcohol, MDMA, LSD, mushrooms, ketamine, DMT, 2CB, morphine, GBH, DXM or peyote) to a point beyond all logic and/or reasoning.

"Dude, after I ate that eighth of shrooms, I drank half a bottle of Delsym. I was shitfuck hammerfaced."

by G. Darkness January 13, 2013

Shitfuck

When you in the middle of having sweet gentle anal sex and then the bitch shits on ur cock

I was doing anal with Tracy and she shitfucked me dude

by Dannyyyyy.g August 4, 2016

shitfuckistan

1) The fictional homeland for every character that's "the foreigner" in a show that never makes it clear what real world country said character is from.

2) A term used in the place of a foreigner's actual home country when describing their origin, typically as a pejorative.

1) "My favorite character from Ed Edd n' Eddy is probably Rolf. He's just so whacky!"
"Where exactly is he from again?"
"Pfft beats me. Shitfuckistan?"

2) "I'm telling you jobs in tech support are getting harder to find because corporations would rather outsource the tasks to Budhir Lee Malgradofi or whoever in Shitfuckistan than give them hot blooded Americans like us!"

by FatherofGray June 24, 2018

shifucketable

When you can't fuck with it, and you can't do shit with it. Or when you cant change it's current form/property/state.

Bro can we split this bundle box?
Nah its shifucketable. The fries aren't able to be passed around without being spilled.

by DrunkPoTaToPop May 28, 2019