A person or company or anyone that pisses you off. Someone who thinks their smart; but their really SHIFUCKERS.
by Fast Eddie RCL4 June 19, 2004
Get the shitfucker mug.Someone who's life, situation, or story always has to be worse than everyone else's. A literal dick made of shit would be the perfect example of a shitdick, as no matter how shitty your life is, no one wants to be a dick made of shit.
"Fuck. I got my dick caught in the shredder."
"Yeah? Well I'm a dick made of shit. How do you feel now?"
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"Man, I have cancer."
"Man, I have two kinds of cancer!"
"Dude, don't be such a shitdick!"
"Yeah? Well I'm a dick made of shit. How do you feel now?"
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"Man, I have cancer."
"Man, I have two kinds of cancer!"
"Dude, don't be such a shitdick!"
by KvltmasterFlex August 23, 2009
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During a shower, when one washes their asshole with a wash cloth, then washes their dick right after. Therefore leaving a shit residue on there shaft! More odor than apearance!
After a nice clean shower, my girl thought she was safe! Little did she know she was getting a healthy dose of the shitdick!
That bitch is a hoe bag. I bet she doesn't even notice the shitdick!
That bitch is a hoe bag. I bet she doesn't even notice the shitdick!
by Beeble lover July 12, 2014
Get the Shitdick mug.Traditionally, when one person pushes excrement out of their anus directly into their partner's anus. Shitfucking can also be performed into other orifices. For instance, one can shitfuck a mouth.
Come here baby, I want to shitfuck your ass.
My back hurts from being propped up on my shoulders last night getting shitfucked.
My back hurts from being propped up on my shoulders last night getting shitfucked.
by browngringo July 31, 2010
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Get the shitfuck mug.1. After our date tonight, I'm going to shitfuck the hell out of Teresa!
2. Shitfuck! Don't put it in my ass!
2. Shitfuck! Don't put it in my ass!
by The Stuufler July 23, 2008
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