Shilam

To "shilam" one must aggressively lower their arm towards the ground whilst shouting the word SHILAM. Kelly Rowland has a similar motion when she exclaims "you put it down, baby gurl".

Oh my God, i can't believe Joel just Shilamed outside the restaurant!

by kandyshopbbz November 9, 2011

Shetlander

a person from the shetland isles that enjoy cars, alcohol and sex.
they speak there own little lingo.

Shetlander 1: what dee get up tae last night den?
Shetlander 2: went oot fir a peerie dram.

by spspspspsp April 29, 2010

shitlark

A complete idiot that has to be told every single danger of even the most basic things.

Look at that shitlark over there with a plastic bag on his head!

by Trojanhorse1 March 7, 2017

Shitake Mushroom Grip

When a woman with very large hands cups your balls and her finger slides up your ass. Similar to a shocker on a woman. It makes your shit ache hence the name.

Cindy's hands were so large that she gave me the Shitake Mushroom Grip when we started to get it on.

by The Bored Mechanic December 18, 2009

Shitachute

the act of a corn kernel filling with shit during digestion

i went into a mcdonalds restroom, looked into the toilet and it was filled with shitachutes

by Long Conk August 27, 2010

shital

The one nD only unique person in diZ woRld! She is loved by manyY!! also known as ShEeTLyyy!!!!

I love shital more than anything in this world!

by hehehe February 22, 2005

Shetland

A small group of islands north east of mainland scotland and has the most northernly point in britain, mucka flugga.

It is the indenigious home of the shetland ponies and Aly Bain ( fiddler ). They also have awesome football teams.

shetland isnt a word for calling someone small. it be a place

by scoLLAYHAS2NERFGUNSWOOOOOO January 2, 2010