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shithouse reporter

A news or current affairs' reporter/journalist who has shown through the many stories that they have done that they really really suck at their job.
by the_chocolate_juggernaut August 3, 2007
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shithouse crazy

A state of crazy that is beyond repair. The most severe form of crazy.
Look at Francy. She has gone shithouse crazy!
by studstud October 22, 2011
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russian shithouse

A cold, barren, unattrative, and poorly equipped facility.
This club sucks, it's as dull as a russian shithouse.
by Boris Badonov June 1, 2011
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Shithouse Rat

An opinion concerning another's mental wellness.
by Modge September 21, 2003
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brick shithouse

Heavy set; stocky; well built. As in “He was built like a brick shithouse”.
by cracky March 1, 2003
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shithouse mouse

An incomprehensibly crazy person.

NB: Not used to describe a spell of psychotic behavior. A shithouse mouse is permanently insane.
Used as a comparative standard, usually vis-a-vis actual insanity.

The term originated as a more mellifluous alternative to the term shithouse rat; e.g., "as crazy as a shithouse rat."
Did you see Shavonne flip out and claw the skin off Joey Bag's arm last night? I'm glad you dumped that psycho, she's crazier than a shithouse mouse!

I saw the born-again Christians picketing at the train station again yesterday, every one of them crazier'na shithouse mouse.
by pdreezy December 9, 2008
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Shithouse mouse

A lowly rodent who, out of desperation, has learned to live alongside man by occupying one of our less-than-ideal structures, the outhouse.

Eternally mocked by the rest of the animal kingdom for it's choice of habitat, it passes through life barely noticed by man except in this phrase: "Poorer than a shithouse mouse"

Clearly indicating that the individual described does not even possess the meager funds required to reside in an outhouse.
After being denied $20 from the ATM machine for lack of funds: "Damnit, I'm poorer than a shithouse mouse"
by Digital Logic May 27, 2003
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