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Shitfacedbooking

Facebooking while drunk. Kind of like drunk dialing, but lonelier.
"I did some shitfacedbooking last night and may have lost a few friends."
by TCPDX September 2, 2009
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shitfest

1) An extremely undesirable or unpleasant situation.

2) An occasion or situation where only bad things are expected to happen, or a situation that is expected to become progressively worse.

3) A monumental clusterfuck.
I have to go to the dmv tomorrow... it's gonna be a real shitfest.
by nrs September 5, 2005
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Shitcoin

Great ways to lose your money.

See: scam
My buddy Nick bought ETH but lost all his money because ether is a shitcoin.

Don't let clever marketing fool you. Ripple, Bitcoin Cash and Litecoin are shitcoins.
by Bridddcoin August 12, 2017
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shitcock

An exclamation, usually used in a humorous fashion. May be substituted for "fuckies, crap, dammit, fuck, motherfucker, etc."
Scholar #1 : What's today?

Scholar #2 : Wednesday.

Scholar #1 : Shitcock, i have Spanish today.
by Autolyticsociety October 5, 2006
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Shitfaced

1. Last night I was so shitfaced, I fell down the stairs and busted my lip.

2. Anthony was so shitfaced he tried to go through the doggie door and hit his eye.

3. I was shitfaced and threw up on my friend, it was sick.
by K.M.A November 1, 2004
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Shitboomer

n. Refers to the generation of leeches born during the demographic Post-World War II baby boom between the years 1946 and 1964. A generation of draft dodgers who advocated peace, love and happiness and then grew up to wage deadly, never-ending wars in the middle east and abroad. A generation that has shackled their children with a burden of debt that resulted from their own greed and sense of entitlement.
"Look at that shitboomer trying to figure out his iphone."
by ded precedent July 5, 2012
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Shitfoot

When the toilet is clogged and you plunge it down using your foot.

The origin of Shitfoot is when Aria Nafeces brought his shit stained shoe into class and smeared satanic rituals/ naruto jutsus all over the floor. He was soon taken out of the class to wash his shoe in the bathroom, which took copious amounts of times, and the poor chair was taken to maintenance.

Since the fateful shitfoot day of September 4th 2018, it is said that if you plunge your shit clogged toilet three times and say "Shitfoot No Jutsu", you will summon Shitfoot himself to your bathroom. He will then smear shit all over you.
"Have you heard of that Aditya kid? He's pretty stinky. He must have shitfoot."

"Yeah man, that shit stinks like clogged toilets, shitfoot indeed."
by IzanagiPicaro September 5, 2018
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