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shitfaced cockmaster!

a word originated in the south park movie: bigger, longer, and uncut. Though rarely used as such, it literally translates into one with dung on his face rubbing on a penis, either a human or an animal penis is still in question
Strange how stupid it seems when translated, eh?
by mysteriousman July 19, 2004
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shitcake

expression used to express distaste for a state of affairs
"Shitcakes!" George said, as he found out about the bank closing early.
by mattastic.biz January 26, 2017
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Shitfacetication

Shitfacetication is the state of being Shitfaceticated by the consumption of alcohol to a degree that mental and physical faculties are noticeably impaired. Common symptoms may include slurred speech, impaired balance, poor coordination, reddened eyes, hiccupping and undesirable sexual partners. Shitfacetication can result in temporary experience of a wide range of emotion, ranging from anger, sadness, and depression to euphoria, lightheartedness and joviality. Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol will lead to Shitfacetication.
Did you see Chris last night? I didn’t think the human body was capable of holding that much alcohol. He was totally Shitfaceticated! He took Shitfacetication to a whole new level!
by CMumma April 4, 2008
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Shitfaced

Leef says, "Did you just see Cataldi pound that rose." Ster answers, "Oh yes I did, shes shitfaced."
by Jalpster January 18, 2018
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Shitake Mushroom

1. A japanese mushroom

2. A substitute to the S word when teachers are around
Person 1: OMG i accidently stabbed you

Person 2: Shiiiii (teacher walks by) shitake mushroom
by Naan & Laur September 4, 2005
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shitface

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Man, i'm so shitfaced right now i just drank 14 beers.
by beerman June 4, 2003
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shitfaced

Inebriated, through excessive consumption of alcohol to the point of losing consciousness. Involuntary body movements (vomiting & defecating) are likely to occur during to a person Pisshead experiencing this state.
I got so shitfaced that I bagged myself
by RockMink November 10, 2004
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