I'm not shitting bricks!

Being completely serious about what your stating. Emphasizing that you are not joking around.

"I can totally get you that vacuum at 50% off, i'm not shitting bricks!!!"

by jimmy patron September 19, 2009

shit brick house

A person or persons whose general appearance resembles a house made from bricks of shit.

Felius Fudgepacker: "Check that munter out" *points*
Johnny Rugmuncher: "Aye she's a right shit brick house."
Krystal "Fingerlickingood" Meths: "2 fer a £1, get yer blowies, 2 fer a £1!"

by ilikegibletsandgelpens October 5, 2008

Shit a brick

When you take your first shit after anal sex

Tom said we should have anal. Imagine the first shit after, I would literally shit a brick.

by Milf33 May 5, 2025

shit a brick

Lay a hard solid turd, usually a long and thick shot that can get stuck in the narrow passage of a toilet (and cause a serious overflow for your downstairs neighbor).

When I was told that I'd just shit a brick, I actually felt like I'd just shit a brick. (The latter uses the more accepted definition, associated with anxiety and stress.)

by ReverseHaloEffect May 12, 2020

shitting bricks

When you shit so hard, and it's so painful it feels like a brick is coming out of your asshole.

Guy 1: IM SHITTING BRICKS RIGHT NOW AND IT HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!

by coolpizzaguy December 7, 2023

Shit brick

An incomprehensible asshole of epic proportions. Not an enemy just a complete twat at times!

Hey you know Ian, he was a complete shit brick this morning... he really pissed on my chips

by Geoffers January 19, 2017

shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum

It means “to push something large through a small hole or entrance that can be very painful or difficult to get rid of”.

(Feeling constipated)
“Man, I’m gonna be shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum if don’t poop soon”.

by Miltalie November 16, 2023