i shitted my pants i am for real

its like when you shit your pants but its not fake its for real

steve: you got a splatter on your pants, what does that mean?
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real

by therealdumpsterfire February 26, 2023

shifted

When you're not completely 'TRIGGGGERED', but you are still minimally affected in the 'triggered' kind of way.

"dude that meme got me shifted"
"that statement just made me feel a little shifted"
"Dear White People got me shifted dude"

by shiftedgecko June 22, 2017

Shitted

Basically Shit, but EDP language.

I almost shitted myself at school, god damn.

by maaaaaads July 28, 2020

tit-shited

When a man and a woman screw and the man is too tired to go to the shitter and shits on her tits.

DOOOD!,Kevin tit-shited on Casey!

by Cunt-bag July 19, 2007

Shister

3 sexy girls with lisps

Commonly call themselves SHISTERS

Did u see the shisters over there they had mint lisps

by Lispshister May 11, 2018

shister

a stupid thing many basic white girls say. if you say "shister", you are basic, and trying desperately to be cool. shister is like the female version of bro, but more cringey.

hey shister, wanna go shopping after school?

hey shister you up?

whats up shister?

by stinkymamacita January 1, 2019

shitted on your own doorstep

its basically means..you got caught cheating and was foolish to do it so near your locality of where you live..

"i shitted on your own doorstep"-i was in my local bar and who walks in only my nextdoor neighbour nosiest and boring cow in town,who eyes nearly popped out ..caught red-handed smooching another

by freespirit1986 March 4, 2009