The art of looking busy while avoiding any real work or contact with management. Employees practicing the shuffle are often seen straightening merchandise, walking displaced items back to their respective department, hiding in plain sight by roaming the store, or taking frequent bathroom breaks.
Man, I got the flu but this bitch manager won't let me go home. Guess I'll do the Wal Mart Shuffle for the rest of the shift.
by AgentX23 March 2, 2009
Get the Wal Mart Shuffle mug.The process of walking and squeezing your ass cheeks firmly together resulting in the shuffling of your feet. This process is orchestrated to prevent the escape of a giant turd or expolsive diairrea.
by street whizard April 8, 2009
Get the Shuffles Gonzalez mug.A trick in skateboarding. A lip trick in which one switches their feet on the coping. Can be linked with other tricks.
by Skate Zombie January 16, 2007
Get the donk shuffle mug.by Luke Dolan December 1, 2019
Get the Futsal Shuffle mug.
Get the On Shuffle mug.The raptor-esque walk that plagues women in heels after a night of heavy drinking and whining. The walk itself is characterized by the clumsy knee-forward technique most notably popularized by transsexuals.
by Dominic Angelo November 15, 2009
Get the tranny shuffle mug.This is when playing poker, the cards you were delt last hand are the same as the ones either in your hand this time, or on the community cards.
"Dude .......... im sure i had these's cards last hand ........ must be a Maber Shuffle!!!!!!"
Them cards on the flop are either my last hand or on the flop last hand!!!
Them cards on the flop are either my last hand or on the flop last hand!!!
by ShitHead76 August 27, 2010
Get the Maber Shuffle mug.