shawesome

When something terrible appears to be happening and you begin to say "shit"...then it turns out to be cool then you say "awesome" before you finish saying "shit"...therefore...sh-awesome

Arjun said shawesome when he dropped his plate and it flipped over and landed correctly.

by James January 3, 2005

The Shawshank

A classic revenge technique in which the offended party hollows-out a space in a hardcover book and then deposits his bowel movement in said book. Upon closing the book, he places in on the bookshelf or desk of the offending party, where it festers undiscovered for weeks until the smell finally subsides.

Your roommate sleeps with your girlfriend while you're on a business trip, you need a non-violent, yet maddening way to re-pay his disloyalty. Hence, the Shawshank.

by Ryan T. June 22, 2004

shawley

old gossiping irish woman

maeve's a proper shawley

by bec May 1, 2003

Shawshank

Verb - To pilfer; steal a small amount at a time by filling your pockets in the same fashion as Andy Dufresne from The Shawshank Redemption.

Daniel shawshanked the change jar from the basement.

by Aarani December 14, 2008

shawsome

something being super awesome.(skater slang)

wow that was totally shawsome!

by tara lynn cox November 27, 2007

Shawshank round

To buy a round of drinks but not have one yourself.

Johnny bought the house a Shawshank round of drinks. He stood there without a cup in hand & had the most peculiar look on his face like he was just happy to be alive.

by MyHaberdasher October 1, 2009

shawliday

To cause injury to yourself at your workplace doing something unintentional and stupid. Usually causing an extended holiday.

Chris just cut his finger with an razor blade, Its bad... He's going to need a shawliday.

by preludebj June 20, 2011