Adj. The act of inserting one's penis into a depleted toilet paper core and performing either vaginal or anal intercourse until the aforementioned core disintegrates with friction.
by Dr. Dyper (Reformed Sniper) August 27, 2016

When a man sticks his index and middle fingers through his fly, then has a girl have sex with it as if it was his schlong.
by Dogfucker98 October 26, 2010

by Clarence Jud June 8, 2017

When a man gapes another man's asshole and then inserts a pocket pussy in his asshole and then has sex with the pocket pussy so that way it won't be gay.
I'm not gay or anything, but that dude is so hot I would give him a Shanghai Tunnel" or "Dude, if you don't knock it off I'm going to give you a Shanghai Tunnel"
by Jazzworth the Conqueror March 12, 2011

A high class maneuver accomplished in the following manner: going to a restaurant (preferably fast food). Then proceeding to take one's drink cup to the bathroom ejaculating into said cup. The person then makes their way back to the table and subtily switches their drink cup with that of a friend's.
by Joseph Signet November 20, 2004

by browneyediver January 22, 2009

a std that causes alot of mucus in the nose its like the sniffles but almost everyday. from living in humid conditions or a whore house or working in the kitchen
by blackfox1121 June 22, 2009
