shames is a girl who will steal your heart. she is loving and caring and will make you happy any day. if you ever date a shames you will never want to be out of that relationship as you will be truely happy with her and she will mend your broken heart. i am dating a shames and without her i would stop breathing and my world would stop turning. i love you baby
shames is MY baby
by making stuff January 26, 2020
by wow_vaclav December 19, 2019
Guy: Hey dude, what’s your favorite movie?
Other Guy: Shame starring Michael Fassbender.
Guy: I only fast forward to the part where you see Fassbender’s monster dong.
Other Guy: DUDE!
Other Guy: Shame starring Michael Fassbender.
Guy: I only fast forward to the part where you see Fassbender’s monster dong.
Other Guy: DUDE!
by Weirdo Sheep August 05, 2018
by Eric the Terrible January 21, 2010
(Proper Noun)
An unimaginable terrifying creature that conceived itself many years ago. Its story is both shocking and paradoxical.
As a crackwhore with nine children, a twenty-nine-year-old The Shame stumbled upon a new Pentagon project--how it got in is a story of its own. The 'project' was an experimental time machine, created using the theory of relativity's laws. Chanting,in its 'Cartman'/ghetto/high-pitched The-Shame voice, "HAY WORK WORK WORK", The Shame got into the machine and pressed random buttons. It was instantly transfered to 1989, where, to make a long story short, it married a Mexican man (Pepe) and had two children during an affair with a Polish man. Thus, The Shame BECAME The Shother and conceived itself!
The shame is also responsible for many other things, such as flawing the Matrix, destroying shuttle Discovery, and making hobbits so small.
An unimaginable terrifying creature that conceived itself many years ago. Its story is both shocking and paradoxical.
As a crackwhore with nine children, a twenty-nine-year-old The Shame stumbled upon a new Pentagon project--how it got in is a story of its own. The 'project' was an experimental time machine, created using the theory of relativity's laws. Chanting,in its 'Cartman'/ghetto/high-pitched The-Shame voice, "HAY WORK WORK WORK", The Shame got into the machine and pressed random buttons. It was instantly transfered to 1989, where, to make a long story short, it married a Mexican man (Pepe) and had two children during an affair with a Polish man. Thus, The Shame BECAME The Shother and conceived itself!
The shame is also responsible for many other things, such as flawing the Matrix, destroying shuttle Discovery, and making hobbits so small.
Some random person: Dude, god damnit, The Shame is trying to do math again. Fucking The Shame...
The Shame: "hahahah WORK WORK WORK!! Eyem SEW CULE!! ahhaha"
*presses its calculator with its face*
Some other random person: ...Fucking The Shame..
The Shame: "hahahah WORK WORK WORK!! Eyem SEW CULE!! ahhaha"
*presses its calculator with its face*
Some other random person: ...Fucking The Shame..
by Mr. Underwood December 17, 2006
When a man so happens to shit and orgasm at the same time while recieving a blumpkin. Usually cramping your stomach from shear awesomeness.
by Plerkumsathias July 02, 2010
A gathering of homeless peoples. Much as a group of lions is called a pride of lions, a group of hobos is clearly a shame.
by Mexistentialist August 23, 2014