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shafted

1)To get slammed up the colon by someone else. Skewerd in the anus with a pole.
2)Getting fucked over hard by someone.
DUDE, Ms. Fucktard shafted me so hard today, she pulled a suprize test on us and i didnt know fucking shit.
by Dildo master June 10, 2003
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Shafted

roots from "shaft" (the long part of the penis)
to be owned by one's insults
raped (figuratively)
O shit, you just got shafted!
by Billy Blowjob Jo February 26, 2008
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Shafted

When you become possessed by Dracula through the means of the wizard Shaft.
1. Sorry Maria, I got shafted!
by Richter Belmont 23 March 25, 2019
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Shafting

Hey baby this shaft needs cleaning, get on it, shafting please!
by matty8121 May 22, 2010
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Shafted

(a)An organised meeting between two groups that fails to materialise with no reason given.

'Shafted' is a segment on Are You*th Being Served? a youth engagement radio show that runs in Brisbane, Australia. It came from an arranged interview between the shows hosts and the Beaconsfield Miners and was confirmed only 2 hours prior to said interview.

The Beaconsfield Miners became famous in 2006 when stuck down a mine 'shaft' for 2 weeks and hence why the segment is appropriately named 'shafted'.

The show now actively seeks interviews with famous people when the ultimately know they will be 'shafted' for that interview.
"We tried getting Paris Hilton on the show this week, but she 'shafted' us"
by radio politik January 9, 2007
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Shaft

Suave black man who acts tough and macho, but in actuality, is a homosexual.
That John Shaft, he's actually gay.
by Squishy's Master July 9, 2004
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Shaft

To move a object through a small hole.
Heh, i shafted my cock up tiffanys tight ass!
by Aruzo (Scott) September 22, 2005
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