The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger). This is usually performed when she is laying back, in the "deep thrust" postion (see "deep thrust" for more hardcore info). Commonly described a numerous number of ways, e. g. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink; two in the grass one in the ass; two in the slut one in the butt; two in the koot, one in the boot; goin to town with one in the brown; and many more, this method of sexual gratification is one sought out by people of all levels. But only grand masters, like the Big Johnson have perfected it.
"It was an exhilerating and shocking experience" - Janet Jameson
"The shocker sets me free. After the first time, I was hooked" - Anna Kornakova
"Ewwwww, I got poo on my finger" - Chris Budz
"After I gave her the shocker and left she always came back, rapping at my chamber door. I told her never more, I would not again shock that whore. But she continued rapping on my chamber door, and before i knew it, she was on my floor....begging...MORE...MORE!!!!" -Edgar Allan Poe
"This is almost as good as what Big Johnson gave me" - One fine fox
"The shocker sets me free. After the first time, I was hooked" - Anna Kornakova
"Ewwwww, I got poo on my finger" - Chris Budz
"After I gave her the shocker and left she always came back, rapping at my chamber door. I told her never more, I would not again shock that whore. But she continued rapping on my chamber door, and before i knew it, she was on my floor....begging...MORE...MORE!!!!" -Edgar Allan Poe
"This is almost as good as what Big Johnson gave me" - One fine fox
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Is the act perform when a girl dries her Clam or Box after cleansing. She performances this act by drying her Clam out by shaking her entire body or by using her hand and shaking her clam.
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Urban Shocker was a great pitcher in his prime and one of the 17 major league pitchers permitted to throw the spitball after it was outlawed following the 1920 season. A congenital heart condition caused an untimely death at age 37.
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