sharted

To follow through with poo during a fart! Sharted.

Guy at the Gym..I gotta get off this spin class!!

Guy at the gym's friend: Why?

Guy at the gym...I just sharted

by Gn2206 January 19, 2008

Sharted

When you fart and shit at the same time.

Man I just sharted in my pants !

by vmrose August 22, 2007

sharted

When you attempt to fart but accidentally shit yourself.

Dude, we need to leave! I just sharted...

by Ishatmyself June 5, 2010

gazelle shafted

an absurd statement for the use of something really hard to do that means to have a gazelle in your car while simultaniously solving a rubix cube and driving a stick shift car while listening to heavy metal

damn, on the way to the mall today,everbody kept calling me it was like I was getting gazelle shafted.

by DJ MAIN June 27, 2007

shafted

To be hanging out with a group of friends, then left out of all conversation and jokes while friends continue like you aren't even there.

I was completely shafted tonight; I went to the mall with a group of friends, and they acted like I wasn't even there.

by T-MON3Y November 28, 2009

shasted

When one gets shit face wasted

I was so fuckin shasted last night I broke into a fat girls house and looked at her in the shower!

by Davrial Thomas August 29, 2006

Shatted

Owned. The word you utter when you've just been completely rocked.

The word is basically a mix of Shattered & Shitted, meaning you've been shot down or beaten, or just plain fucked over.

The example will help more.

Random Dude: Holy Fuck! My house just burnt down, and i lost my wife and kids in it! Oh my god my life is shitty! i just lost my job and car, and now my house and family!

Bettsy: Shatted....

or

B Rad: *Playing Battlefield 2* Fuck! i was seconds from locking on that F-18 and some fucker brought me down with an AAV
Dugong: Shatted...

by Bettsy@Tnnm September 8, 2007