Shitfart Separator

The shitfart separator is the muscle inside your colon, just above your bunghole, that is responsible for separating shits from farts. Usually a dormant muscle, the shitfart separator is often only noticed if it's repeatedly squeezing and churning when one has diarrhea. The work of a healthy shitfart separator usually results in dry farts

I had the Big D, and my shitfart separator was in overdrive.

My shitfart separator failed me and I accidentally sharted a little in my underwear.

by Flambo Blumpkin February 13, 2008

seitan

Also known as wheat meat or faux beef, seitan is prepared wheat gluten. It has a meaty, chewy texture, and thus is often used as a substitute for chicken or beef in vegetarian dishes.

Seitan is a fat-free, cholesterol-free, animal-free source of protein, and is available in most natural food stores and some of the better supermarkets.

you haven't lived until you've tried the barbecue seitan wings at horizon's cafe.

by jaybie September 4, 2004

Mahou Sentai Magiranger

The 29th installment of the Japanese tokusatsu program, Super Sentai. The main themes of this series include magic, courage, and the bond between family members. It revolves around the Ozu family, who use magic given to them by the Heavenly Saints in Magitopia to defeat the evil Infershia and the villanous Wolzard, the Madou Knight who appeared to kill their mother.

Mahou Henshin! Maagi Magi Magiiro!
Chou Mahou Henshin! Maagi Magi Magi Magiiro!
Tenkuu Henshin! Goolu Golu Goludiiro!
Chou Tenkuu Henshin! Goolu Golu Golu Goludiiro!
Our overflowing courage changes into magic! Mahou Sentai Magiranger!

by Thrashmeister August 20, 2006

sentance

when you mess up such an easy fucking word, sentence.
sure, we all have our moments of being an idiot, and we all make this mistake, but its such a simple one that will cost you EVERYTHING.

"I Finished the sentance"

Dude, you messed up spelling sentence.

by Moved Mender May 31, 2022

separation anxiety-anxiety (SAA)

When you are so into someone that you start panicking about the possibility of being separated from them in the near future. Often occurs on Sunday nights after spending an awesome weekend together. May cause fitfull sleep. Valid for both romances and bro/bramances.

Conductor: "Next stop is 14th St. Union Square"

Quick, kiss me inappropriately. I'm having separation anxiety-anxiety (SAA) about the fact that your stop is coming up.

by Mellencamp August 14, 2009

textbook separation

The failure to stick together in L4D, usually resulting in being pounced by a hunter or pulled by a smoker where your teammates cannot immediately rescue you.

Hunter pounces Francis

Zoey: A hunter pounced Francis!
Af-1: TEXTBOOK SEPARATION FRANCIS!

by CheeseyWhizz October 24, 2009

Sephardi

The term Sephardi, as generally used, describes Jews of non-European origin. The term is actually a misnomer in that it broadly describes Jews of middle-eastern descent as well Yemenite Jews. The term "Sehpardi" actually means "Spain". Jews of Middle-eastern descent should really be called "Musta'Arab" or "Edot Hamizrah". Jews from Yemen are not Sephardi at all either and should be referred to as "Temani" (or another more appropriate term they themselves use - which I have forgotten at the moment).
Spanish (and Portugese) had existing communities in Turkey and Greece and even in Holland which developed after the expulsion from Spain, circa 1492.

Sephardi Jews, as used broadly, have unfortunately come to assimilate among the more dominant and hegemonic Ashkenazi Jews. Consequently, they have almost lost their rich culture, heritage, norms, and traditions

Sephardi Jews have different traditions or minhagim than Ashkenazi Jews.

In many cases, Sephardi Jews abide by significantly different Halachot than Ashkenazi Jews.

Beyond just food and liturgical differences, Sephardic Jews have traditionally had a different approach to Judaism. They are not as neurotic in their adherence to the laws as Ashkenazi Jews.

by Barwah August 30, 2006