alfie smudger smith

gayest of them all top millwall fun massive dong and lives at the den always seen with no gilrls life long virgin only shags the millwall badge

alfie smudger smith just bottled some malt

by nkdfhdsgj#ffffffffffffffffffff May 22, 2019

Smude

A really bad youtuber with bad quality and fps. Needs some help.

Person 1: Have you seen smude's latest video? It's garbage per usual.

Person 2: Yeah

Person 3: (Is smude in disguise) *Explodes*

by mrquackingsoniscool May 22, 2018

Semuke

Used in a yaoi pairing in anime, manga, or fan comics. Describes the middle person in a threesome.

Uke, Semuke, Seme...

by Pyriix November 29, 2006

beaver smudging

When a girl with a substantial vaginal bush masturbates with hightened furiosity.

Although she accused her boyfriend of wanking too much, she herself was addicted to beaver smudging.

by Robert. C. Blache May 1, 2008

Sumudu

A super fun and hilarious girl. She will laugh at anything and everything. Her voice is so soothing, she should be a singer...or the narrator for audio books.

Steve: Have you heard Sumudu sing?
Eric: Yeah, she should try out for an a capella group!
Steve: True story.

by lorren92 October 28, 2011

Smudge Sex

When someone takes a vicious dump on some ones genitals and then proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse, smudging it in.

"Last night, Tom and I had smudge sex. It was awesome!"

"I smudged the shit out of that bitch!"

"Do you wan't to smudge?"

by Smudge Master B February 27, 2009

Smud

The essence of one's spiritual being which is brought about through extreme acts of selfishness. These gentlemen are extremely keen to acquire currency, vaginal pleasure and massive quantities of Jenkem. No regard for life.

Guy: Yo, you knocked up?
Girl: Yeah puto. I'm knocked up with your seed.
Guy: Yo, can I punch it out of your stomach? ":)"
Girl: No.
Guy: Fuck you bitch.
Server at Applebees: Damn, my dudes is mad smud.

by Flute and Douglas. June 14, 2011