Mr. Softy

Soft stools with ass discomfort related to repeated wipes

After the road trip I'm still having a Mr. Softy

by S. Goat November 27, 2011

Sifty

When you have a fear of chalk or cannot touch anything with a "chalky" feel like teachers chalk, sidewalk chalk, blackboards, chalkboard erasers or even books that seem to have a "chalky" residue on them. Also, when you cut your finger nails and you cannot touch anything for a certain period of time because your fingers are too sensitive so to say. You may feel "sifty" or have "siftiness" if:
1. you cringe when you touch chalk or chalkboards
2. you cannot touch anything for a certyain period of time after cutting your nails
3. have a larger reaction than most other people when the chalk or chalkboard squeaks
4. if while you were reading this you cringed at anytime

Disclaimer: If you have "siftiness" or ever feel "sifty" please join our cause and ask for a small dry eraseboard from your teacher when you are asked to write on the board so that you do not cause a "sifty" reaction to chalk.

He wrote on the chalkboard with chalk and immediately felt sifty.

by JAN JAN THE DANCING MAN January 11, 2009

septy

Scoring a 7 over par on a hole in golf.

He just shot a septy on that hole.

by Jason the Golf Blogger August 11, 2007

Softy

A very special guy i nicked named softy haha. Hes sweet and carining and loves to talk on the phone when he takes a shit. He tries to act hardcore but when you call him softy wofty he goes all girlie. He has my heart and will always keep it safe. i love this man so much. <3

Racheal: Man im in love with a guy named Donovan.

Alexis: I bet hes a softy

by idreamofgenies January 9, 2010

Softy Virgin

an inexperienced person who is not willing to try it

Yo Bob, how come you never want to drink; your such a softy virgin.

by SEXY ______ December 31, 2006

Serty

Something that is sexy and dirty. More likely, someone sexy and dirty literally dirty, covered in dust, mud etc.

Word first used by Roxi L. and Ruxiii I. in 2009.

-Have you seen that biker finishing the enduro test?
-He's definitely serty.

by Roxi L. August 20, 2011

Fold Softy

The act of folding your penis in half and putting it in a vagina, just for a goof.

"Man she yets me do anything I want, even give her the Fold Softy."

by Call me Dizzle February 21, 2010