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semansplaining

When a woman explains what she wants sexually and how to bring her to orgasm, but the man ignores her as he feels he knows better. She fails to orgasm and is left unsatisfied. He may blame her or not care. Often he can't find her clitoris.
"I told Jacob what he had to do to get me to orgasm. He said he knew what he was doing," Catherine said. "He was semansplaining how he knew more about my body than me."
Kate asked, "Did he play with your clit?"
"He never even found it!" cried Catherine.
by CSurvivor9 May 18, 2023
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rawand seamand

Rawand seamand

Is the most sexist human out there his loving and caring doesn’t take shit from no one he fucks a lot of bitches but there’s only 1 he truely wants to bang he is funny and put going and let’s not forget has a massive you know the rest
Rawand Seamand is a dreamy guy to fuck
by I didn’t May 17, 2018
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Luke Seaman

Luke Seaman, also known as "Little Luke", is often way in over his head. He likes to play Fortnite and CSGO to hopefully start a professional gaming career on Twitch. He is often quick to anger, such as when Shane van Alstyne takes drinks from the refrigerator in his room or when Colin Dijan presses ALT+F4 on his 5th keyboard bought in 1 week. Other then that, Luke Seamans' are known to be dormant creatures with wide sex appeal. They are often rowdy with other men like Shane van Alstyne, but they tend to cool down after the 2nd or 3rd minute, unlike the person mentioned.
Person1 - OMG did you see Luke Seaman yesterday?
Person2 - Yes actually! He was roughhousing with the other boys at Hannaford the other day while his mother was buying him some Arizona Ice Tea for his 14 hour Fortnite grind.

Person1 - Wow I'm going to go watch him on Twitch right now!
by MiniMike2020 February 21, 2020
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osama bin seman

Man, Fred was such an osama bin seman the other day. He told me about his night with Susy and Jennifer
by Osama Bin Seman December 25, 2015
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seemon

The ingrediant of life
eg, "MY NAME IS SEEMON, I AM THE INGREDIANT OF LIFE"
by Simon May 7, 2004
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seaman

The name of Lewis and Clark's dog, who was eaten during the expedition.
When the expedition went over the Bitterroot Mountains, they became so hungry they had to eat Seaman.
by Slutty Old Man March 22, 2004
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Selmanized

When Six Toes Selman gives you a cheeky love bite.
I'm so happy i just got Selmanized!
by GayRetard696969696969 February 23, 2018
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