Sidepiping

When a very attractive girl makes you journey down the left or right side of your pant leg. In other words she causes you to become erect down your pants which can be embarrassing and even painful if wearing tight jeans.

COLIN: OOOOO Im Sidepiping... three o'clock!
JOHN: Oh yah i see her. She's a beut'!
COLIN: Son of a... this hurts.
JOHN: Dude! Your bursting at the seams. shouldn't have worn those tight jeans. Stop shopping at Ed Hardy.

by You Got REAMed February 15, 2010

Sexually sedentary

The opposite of sexually active, somewhat sexually inactive, characterized by little sexual exercise.

Welcome to your annual well woman exam Ms. Snyder, are you currently sexually active?

No, I wish...I’m actually more sexually sedentary.

by Kansas Sas June 8, 2018

sidepecker

view of the male penis seen from a side; generally under loosely-fitting boxers. Very titillating without showing overt nudity.

"She wasn't putting out, so I gave her some sidepecker."

by Stanley E. March 11, 2010

Seeples

To agree to disagree.

Look mate, ye know whit, just chill out. Seeples.

by LimmyMahn April 26, 2010

seepered

to give a camel a foot job

Yo last night i was at the fair and i seepered a camel.

by pdaya April 28, 2010

sederp

(verb) To attempt to seduce someone only to end up messing up by falling on your face, tripping, making a weird face or any other form of derping.

Cassidy: I tried to seduce that cute guy at the museum but I accidentally tripped on one of the exhibit ropes.
Liz: Ha! You did a good job at sederping him.

by the mitten November 21, 2010

Seepage Baby

A baby born not from sexual penetration but resulting from the seepage of semen between two morbidly obese individuals.

Carl: Wow his parents are HUGE!!!
Ronda: How do two people that large make a baby?
Carl: Must have been a seepage baby.

by AmyIsARagingBitch March 23, 2011