When a very attractive girl makes you journey down the left or right side of your pant leg. In other words she causes you to become erect down your pants which can be embarrassing and even painful if wearing tight jeans.
COLIN: OOOOO Im Sidepiping... three o'clock!
JOHN: Oh yah i see her. She's a beut'!
COLIN: Son of a... this hurts.
JOHN: Dude! Your bursting at the seams. shouldn't have worn those tight jeans. Stop shopping at Ed Hardy.
JOHN: Oh yah i see her. She's a beut'!
COLIN: Son of a... this hurts.
JOHN: Dude! Your bursting at the seams. shouldn't have worn those tight jeans. Stop shopping at Ed Hardy.
by You Got REAMed February 15, 2010
Get the Sidepiping mug.The opposite of sexually active, somewhat sexually inactive, characterized by little sexual exercise.
Welcome to your annual well woman exam Ms. Snyder, are you currently sexually active?
No, I wish...I’m actually more sexually sedentary.
No, I wish...I’m actually more sexually sedentary.
by Kansas Sas June 8, 2018
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"She wasn't putting out, so I gave her some sidepecker."
by Stanley E. March 11, 2010
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Get the seepered mug.(verb) To attempt to seduce someone only to end up messing up by falling on your face, tripping, making a weird face or any other form of derping.
Cassidy: I tried to seduce that cute guy at the museum but I accidentally tripped on one of the exhibit ropes.
Liz: Ha! You did a good job at sederping him.
Liz: Ha! You did a good job at sederping him.
by the mitten November 21, 2010
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Carl: Wow his parents are HUGE!!!
Ronda: How do two people that large make a baby?
Carl: Must have been a seepage baby.
Ronda: How do two people that large make a baby?
Carl: Must have been a seepage baby.
by AmyIsARagingBitch March 23, 2011
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