Security Council

Ahorjan, he is not a member of the security council… HE IS THE SECURITY COUNCIL!

I’m friends with Ahorjan.

Oh so you’re friends with the security council?

by Who is the Security Council? November 15, 2022

important security message

A very annoying popup that freezes up your browser lies, and says you have a virus.
Making you have to do Ctrl Alt Delete to close your browser.
This is very annoying.

Damn it, the 'important security message' froze up my browser in the middle of uploading a YouTube video!

by Celifrog August 5, 2015

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

Serenity

A beautiful girl, who loves to read and is a calm personality. She is cute and refuses to acknowledge her beauty at all costs. She knows how to make everybody laugh. None of the boys can resist her.

Serenity is so calm and beautiful.

by MizzD17 April 27, 2014

security hole

Microsoft's most prominent problem.

Microsoft has more security holes than a block of swiss cheese has normal holes.

by The Dork Cheese December 13, 2004

ball security

1. The act of ball protection in any sport, ie. held tightly so cannot be knocked loose in football, handled, dribbled and passed so can't be stolen in basketball, held tightly in hand or glove in baseball - or protection of ball in any other applicable sport as originally specified on Fitz and Brooks afternoon sportstalk radio.

2. In non sports modes it's protection against damage due to impacts from feet, knuckles, whips, chains, canes, sticks, stones, elbows, sharp objects or other threatening things when aforementioned balls are hanging unprotected between the legs!

1. O'Sullivan of the Forty Niners needs to practice and be more expert in ball security.

2. Most MLB ballplayers wear a cup to enhance ball security.

by jim christ March 22, 2009

security round

The round fired into the head to insure that a mark is truly dead.

I didn't need to fire a security round because I double-tapped Osama in the forehead.

by Charlie Golf April 26, 2004