Chai and Seemeet

Literally "Tea and Semen". Turkish term for a pseudo-intellectual Turkish man who loves Greek culture.

That Chai and Seemeet thinks he's an upper crust superior, but he teabags every statue of Plato or Alexander he cums across, anything for a little teabreak. His sexual outlook is completely spartan.

by Seljuk Pasha April 18, 2007

seemon

The ingrediant of life

eg, "MY NAME IS SEEMON, I AM THE INGREDIANT OF LIFE"

by Simon May 7, 2004

Seem seem

Seem seem is a funny way to say semen.

My seem seem went up her nose. Who knew she was a sticker.

by Snot nose May 13, 2008

Sebee kids/stans

Sebee is a good YouTuber .but the fans ruin it by saying Fanta or am pro and think they are funny.They go up to any roblox server and spam AM PRO AM PRO AM PRO and think they are comedy gold.Like fucking stop you aren't even an inch funny.

1:I like sebee

2:I do also but Sebee kids/stans are cringe.

by Conordev123 September 18, 2021

You Seem Nice

In online discussions, this generally means, "WTF is wrong with you?"

JohnBircher: blogs like this show the filth of our society since we threw G-D out of our schools microchip cards let the GOVERMENT track you NUMBER OF THE BEAST!1! blood moon terrorist FEMA camps SATAN reaps our children in target bathrooms ..... repent now or suffer LAKE OF FIRE
starthief: You seem nice.

by ShifterCat May 26, 2016

Seeman

A last name of German etymology that subjects the so-named to merciless teasing throughout their life due to its uncanny similarity to an ejaculated bodily fluid.

Your last name is 'Seeman'? HAHAHAHAHA!

by Reciprocity September 10, 2008

Sebeastia

A bukkake involving animals.

My boys and I had a few too many drinks last weekend, so we decided to have a sebestia with my miniature poodle, Josh.

The turtle's shell was never shinier after that 10 man sebeastia.

by Phreakster November 1, 2009