Seagulling

When a group of two or more men stumble upon a drunk or otherwise incapacitated female and descend upon her in order to sexually assault or rape her, much like seagulls flock and dive to the surface for scraps of food.

A group of three men found a woman passed out in a dark alley with no one around and decided they were going to begin seagulling her by taking turns.

by xerobane May 7, 2018

Seagull

A friend who asks you to hook him up with girls that you have dated in the past and are still friends with but no longer interested in having a relationship with.

The definition relates to the way a seagull will feed off the leftovers of your fish and chips which is similar to a friend asking you to hook him up with past girlfriends you have scrapped.

Tom: Hey Sam, guess what? I got a new girlfriend.

Sam: I thought you already had a girlfriend.
Tom: Yeah I did, but this new girls way hotter.

Sam: Can I go out with your old girlfriend
Tom: Lol, yeah sure you can have my scraps you seagull

by weaby3 October 18, 2013

Seagulled

When people hide in the closet while others have sex, they begin to masturbate and when they are about to jizz they all break out and cum on those having intercourse, those who were in the closet then proceed to flap their arms, run in a circle and make seagull noises.

I had the worst sex last night, my brother and his friends were hiding in my room and seagulled me

by AdmiralShenanigans March 4, 2012

seagulling

When dogging, one defecates on to the windscreen of the car that the couple are having sex in.

"Oi Laura, whats that man doing on our windscreen?"
"I don't know James, I think he's seagulling"

by Thom Dixon July 4, 2005

Seagull

A person with an extremely bad haircut.
Taken from the lead singer of the 80s 'pop' group, A Flock of Seagulls who had possible the worse fashion disaster for hair of all times.

God, look at that bloke’s seagull.

by mcrbloke August 29, 2005

Seagulls

Nature's version of welfare recipients.

Seagulls and welfare recipients are a lot alike...they both sit around waiting for handouts, spawn uncontrollably, and make a lot of noise that irritates the shit out of everything around them.

by JustAnotherGuy October 26, 2012

seagulling

The act of spunking on your hand and flick/throw it at someone.

dude the wife wouldn't suck me off last night,
so i gave her a good seagulling.

by l.salvona March 8, 2011