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angry penguin scuffle

A selfish trick played on a co-worker: As you are headed to take a bowel movement, you pass a co-worker coming out of the handicap stall. He makes a comment that he warmed it up for you. You thank him and enter the handicap stall (because there is more room in the handicap stall then the adjoining regular stall) and do your business. At this point you realize that there is no toilet paper and your co-worker, who failed to warn you, has left the lavatory. You have no choice but to stand up and with your pants around your ankle, you shuffle like a penguin from the handicap stall into the regular stall to complete your paperwork.
That fucking Bobby set me up by using up the toilet paper and purposely did not tell me as I headed into the stall. I had no choice but to do an angry penguin scuffle into the next stall to wipe my ass!
by Office Barnacle March 7, 2013
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scuffed

mainly something that is terrible or unbearable to watch like some twitch streams.
viewers- Hey did you watch frostfire's stream the other day? Yeah, I heard that it was scuffed. Also, did you also watch nukafights stream after frost's stream? Yeah, nukafight did a good job streaming.
by Luminosity231 July 14, 2018
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Snuffalufagus

1. A cute creature with a large floppy nose from the television show Sesame Street

2. A limp penis with a very large foreskin, resembling a Snuffalufagus' large nose.
1. Isn't that cute
2. That thing is hideous, yet... still kind of cute in a sick kind of way
by SlemCrisco December 15, 2004
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snuffaluphagus

A word that originated from the name of a character on Sesame Street, a snuffaluphagus is someone who can only be seen and interacted with by one other person - like an imaginary friend.
In series one of Scrubs the writers were unsure whether the Janitor was seen by all the characters or whether he was a snuffaluphagus seen only by J.D.
by Helen Jones January 2, 2006
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Snuffalouphagous

A wonderful sexual act, with the utmost degree of diffuculty.

The act is successfully performed when a woman is sitting in the toilet facing backwards and taking a shit while giving a man a grumpkin while the man is taking a shit in the tank (an upper decker).

Best performed on a public toilet, "friends" toilet, or at work.

The reverse technique with the woman recieving head on the tank from a man on the toilet is referred to as a cookie monster.
Dude A: How was your weekend?

Dude B: Great, I talked my wife into a Snuffalouphagous on Saturday. She wanted a Cookie Monster on Sunday but I said no way.

Dude A: Word
by bfunk_brian April 6, 2009
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Snuffaluffagus

A boyfriend or girlfriend in which no one has ever met. The supposed occurance of snuffaluffagi has been dramaticaly increasing due to the popularity of long distance internet dating.
Bob: "Man I hardly ever see Dan anymore since he started seeing that new girl and no one has ever met her. I think he is datig a snuffaluffagus"
by Bushmonkey April 21, 2006
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Snuffadellic

a legal psychadelic herbal high. Snuffadellic is an LSD alternative and it is completely legal and drug test proof. It last for about 4-6 hours and takes about 40 minutes to kick in after taking it. It is in a powder form and is usually mixed with drinks such as juice or soda. About 2 - 3 ounces of any juice mixed with some snuff makes you feel amazing and get a really amazing trip (tastes like shit). Doing a lot more will make you trip hardcore. In other words, this shit is awsome.

WARNING: Simulates the feeling of drunkeness, blurred/warped vision, and sometimes a numb feeling. DO NOT DRIVE OR OPERATE ANY TYPE OF MACHINARY. Don't kill yourself or get pulled over.

The contents of snuffadellic is pretty unknown, but it is most likely LSA(morning glory seeds)
Dude 1: Yo dude, I'm getting drug tested now, I need a way to get high.
Dude 2: Hey try some snuffadellic!
Dude 1: What's that!?
Dude 3: Yo dude, snuff is amazing shit, its legal and won't show up on your drug test, its like being on LSD.
Dude 2: Alright!
Dude 1: Here, have 2 ounces of it.
Dude 2: WTF, it tastes awful.

40 minutes later...

Dude 2: HOOOLY SHIT!
by 609_mafia October 15, 2006
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