Smeg scorpions are tiny scorpions which live inside your foreskin and feast on excess smeg. They are impossible to remove as they crawl into the deep recesses of your foreskin, but that's what you get for smegging faggot! To appease the scorpions you must masturbate at least 5 times a day otherwise they will get mad and sting the meaty bit within your foreskin. And trust me.. this hurts! By the way circumcised people CAN get them too... gutted.
by analex127 September 19, 2009
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Dude 1: You got suzie home last night what happened
Dude 2: I was plowing her and then outta nowhere she scorpion'd me
Dude 1: Then what?
Dude 2: I punched her in the face
Dude 2: I was plowing her and then outta nowhere she scorpion'd me
Dude 1: Then what?
Dude 2: I punched her in the face
by joeybuttafuqua September 10, 2009
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When a Freestyle Skiier falls down on his chest and Slides down the jump with his feet over his head
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Get the scorpion pizza mug.One of the coolest badass characters in videogames. Scorpion is a yellow garbed ninja from Mortal Kombat who possesses the ability to shoot kunai spears from his hand and drag opponents to him.
Famous for his "GET OVER HERE!" command in the first MK game. Added "C'MERE" and "GET OVER HERE BITCH" and the rarely heard "GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!" All voiced by Ed Boon.
Famous for his "GET OVER HERE!" command in the first MK game. Added "C'MERE" and "GET OVER HERE BITCH" and the rarely heard "GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!" All voiced by Ed Boon.
Scorpion spears Liu Kang "GET OVER HERE"
kang is dragged backwards.
Scorpion hits him with a second spear "C'MERE"
kang is dragged backwards.
Scorpion hits him with a second spear "C'MERE"
by RayzorSharp November 5, 2007
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Joe: Me and Louise are trying to have a baby, nothing seems to be working
Zac: Why don't you just give her a slippery scorpion?
Joe: Good idea! I'll do that tonight
Zac: Why don't you just give her a slippery scorpion?
Joe: Good idea! I'll do that tonight
by Sugar81 April 26, 2008
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