Scooter Braun

An awful manager. He stole the masters of Taylor Swift, causing her to re-record her albums. Now Taylor thinks of Scooter as an enemy.

Taylor Swift: I am so mad at Scooter Braun for stealing my masters. I am so going to teach him a lesson.

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 January 5, 2022

Scooter ankle

Whipping your razor scooter around and hitting your ankle for the worst imaginable pain.

I am going to commit scooter ankle.

by GoCommitScooterAnkle March 5, 2019

Scooter ankle

The act of smacking a scooter against your ankle so hard that the universe shakes

I did a tailwhip and scooter ankle, it hurt like a bitch

by Gavigu July 13, 2019

Scooter drink

An alcoholic beverage containing 1/3 more alcohol per serving than the original recipe calls for.

My head is still spinning from the Scooter drink I had last night

by X42 February 15, 2009

pink scooter

when a man has 2 or more penises and one scrotum containing 4 or more nuts.

in other countries, pink scooter are common deformity.

by XskrapX May 24, 2014

Scooters brother

A brother of someone who is easy to ride

"ben is such a scooters brother."

by adam Fer. January 31, 2009

Scooter Crunch

1. A delectable line of ice cream novelties made by the Frecker's Ice Cream Company. Scooter Crunches, which come in primarily chocolate and strawberry, consist of a core of chocolate or strawberry ice cream. Then, there is a layer of vanilla ice cream. After another thin chocolate or strawberry layer, the outside of the treat is covered in "crunchies."

2. Application of the Scooter Crunch brand name to other similarly-crafted ice cream novelties, such as those made by Good Humor, Blue Bunny, Deconna,Greenie's, etc.

3. The manifestation of a universal and infinite higher power in the form of a corporeal embodiment in ice cream.

The other day, I ate a Scooter Crunch, and then I immediately saw the face of God.

by JebediahScooter November 7, 2006