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The Dreaded Scoot

The act of the dreaded scoot relies on your partner having shitty matted ass dreads (the longer the easier to complete). To accomplish this power move involves taking your partner from behind, whilst comfortably clapping checks, grasp two hands full of ass dread. In this position proceed to ride your partner as if you were holding the handle bars of a razor scooter.
“Dude as I was getting fucked last night, I fully experienced the dreaded scoot. The grip was so tight my dreads were ripped clean off my butt.”
by PizzaShopGang May 25, 2021
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toot and scoot

The act of farting (typically an SBD) and then running away as fast as you can to dispel any belief that it was your fart.

Very common in public areas such as subways and stores, and at social gatherings.
After Alan emitted quite a pungent SBD, he quickly made his way to the other side of the room, pulling a classic toot and scoot, before anyone could realize what he'd done.
by bigmastaJ December 15, 2010
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Scoot and a boot

Taking a car out for a quick and fast ride.
Hey. I just got my new car. Wanna take her out for a quick scoot and a boot and see what she can do?
by Loonzie June 19, 2019
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go for a scoot

To scooter over to someone's house, then scoot around the block. On a scooter.
Sam: What do you want to do?
Ashley: Do you wanna go for a scoot?
Sam: Fuck no.
by scooter_boi69 May 30, 2019
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scoot over

An expression meaning something similar to slide over or move over...
Well, it is used like when your sibling is seated in the driver seat and then you open the door and say: Scoot over, my turn to drive! and he/she just slide off of your seat!
by Deanwinchester December 18, 2014
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Gooby Scoot

Gooby Scoot has a very loose definition.

You could call someone Gooby Scoot when someone is being silly or cute.
“You little Gooby Scoot!”
Hello Gooby Scoot!”
by teacat985 January 22, 2023
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scoot jockey

A rider of motorcycles. Used heavily in the film Mad Max to describe the biker gang.
He's a twisto bikey, a scoot jockey.
by Veinsand Asquirt November 26, 2007
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