Schling schlong

A schlong so large it requires a hammock to hold it up.

Did anyone bring my hammock for my schling schlong?

by Schlonganator January 13, 2018

Schwin

A proper noun used as a name for any dbag/tool/bro whose name you don't actually know. It is imperative that this is used as a title, not an adjective. Someone doesn't act like Schwin, they are Schwin.

Random guy at the movies, yelling so that everyone can hear: "Holy s#!t, did you see that?"
You: "Shut up, Schwin!"

Random guy at the mall, checking out your friend: "'Sup babe, wanna ride? IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!"
Girl: "Knock it off, Schwin."

by CbenC July 26, 2009

Schwigler

One who generaly sucks at life, and tends to smoke low grade marijuna.

Dude, John Ashcroft is such a schwigler.

by Kently March 18, 2005

schlingy

adj.- one who is untrustworthy, capable of taking your money and not paying you back.

Don't loan that muthafucka any money cause he act all schlingy.

by Vindettah P.O.R.G. June 11, 2006

schweng

To describe the amount of awesomeness or cool another has.

As the man walked by into the club, heads turned as the schweng vibe the man gave off lighted up the room

by Yan Elkers January 27, 2010

schwinnhole

when your riding a bike with the bike seat upside down and the peg is up your ass, or and unmatched schwinnhole is when your walking around with an upside down bike seat up your ass

definition, i went for a ride and my ass was itching so I had my dad fix the bike so I was riding a schwinnhole

by nate,the,muff,fucking,walrus January 10, 2017

schling

A very small penis; the opposite of a schlong

Aye bruh you got that fat cock, huh? Nah dude I got a schling :(

by BanterMcGee February 2, 2021