schotsen

Shitting and puking at the same time.

''I just went to go take a shit, and my stomach got all queasy.'' a once in a life time experience; schotsen

by icantfly1 November 18, 2009

Schmutt

When a person is doing something bad or is bad in general they are a schmutt. When a person is already a schmutt and does something bad they are the schmuttiest of the schmutts

ex: You are such a schmutt
ex: You schmuttiest of the schmutts.

#schmutt #schmuttiest

by Pizza June 4, 2018

Dwight Schrute

The baddest bitch you'll meet (In a good way)

Guy 1: I love Dwight Schrute! He's the best person in The office Guy 2: It's not that good... Guy 1: HOW DARE YOU! *SLAPS*

by _DwightSchrute_ July 9, 2020

dwight k schrute

beet farmer

paper sales man

dwight k schrute you ignorant slut

by i love the office May 12, 2018

schlut

An synonym for slut with an "sh" sound used for added impact. Often used to create alliteration with the word "she."

"I told you she was a schlut."

by arseny November 29, 2005

Jack Schitt

A term used for someone who does nothing. Based on the phrase "I'm not doing jack shit."

Tommy is such a Jack Schitt.

by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010

schrute

noun, a schrute is an annoying co-worker, one who specifically attaches himself to you, decides that you're best buddies, and procedes to make your work life unbearable. derived from Rainn Wilson's character Dwight Schrute from NBC's "The Office."

Sorry, I'd have had this report done sooner, but this schrute kept interrupting me with inane questions. that's why it took me three hours to finish a project that should have taken a half-hour.

by earpuller December 30, 2005