schrizzle

cool, or "tight"

i am schrizzle my nizzle.

by chayse May 31, 2003

Schaivo'd

becoming temporarily stricken with something resembling Parkinson's and down syndrome due to excessive consumption of alcohol.

Jonni got more schaivo'd than Dan Wednesday night and flailed about in a puddle of fecal matter, mint chocolate chip ice cream, and jagermeister.

by mothafuckinbitch2 September 25, 2010

shriveldickery

the act of bad mouthing, or shit talking someone in order to make ones self look better.

that asshole is a master of shriveldickery

by DickFittswell September 7, 2012

Shrivie

A Shrivie is a penis that has shrivled up and fallen off.

Alternative versions: Shrimmy, Shrimmie, Shrimvy, Shrivaler, Shrivler, Shrivmister-general, Sir Shrivster the Third
Correlates with: Shrimpy

Person one : Those Jeans look fat on you!

Person two: Ahh mate, you're such a shrivie

by Beans and BB May 4, 2018

schrime

a 20 cent coin. because its retarded not to have one

i found a schrime, the most useful coin, and paid for a stick of gum

by Lana saggin June 9, 2018

Shrively dribbleys

Another definition for having whiskey dick or not being able to properly perform. Or used for anything that is considered weak

Guy one: did you bang her last night? Guy two: no man her cat jumped up on the bed and licked my ass and I had the shrively dribbleys

by Jagerknight 92 September 24, 2018

Shrivelled

A state of being, only diagnosed after a series of extremely poor/ smelly performances in an entities personal/ professional life. Being shrivelled is synonymous with cases exhibiting high levels of stupidity, disability or muppetry. As shrivellism is highly contagious to the un-shrivelled, care must be taken to isolate, and in extreme cases incinerate, any shrivelled being found to be wriggling in the nearby vicinity.

Shrivelled man: Lewis, I just shat in the sink.

Lewis: Wow, that's shrivelled mate

by Crustacean7 March 1, 2021