Shrivie 

A Shrivie is a penis that has shrivled up and fallen off.

Alternative versions: Shrimmy, Shrimmie, Shrimvy, Shrivaler, Shrivler, Shrivmister-general, Sir Shrivster the Third
Correlates with: Shrimpy

Person one : Those Jeans look fat on you!

Person two: Ahh mate, you're such a shrivie

Shrivie by Beans and BB May 4, 2018

shrivler

Someone who is old and really shriveled up and wrinkled.

I saw your granny at the public pool . Boy is she a shrivler!

shrivler by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

shrivibha 

a crazy crackhead, that everyone needs in their life. Shrivibha's are usually k-pop obsessed fangirls, but can occasionally have a thing for white brunettes. They usually go through a lot and love keeping people up to date with what's going on in their lives and are usually open books. They are EXTRA, they either go big or go home, and are hardly ever seen without a fluffy companion, be it a cat dog or hamster. a shrivibha is most commonly scared of any sort of reptile, and tend to pick up the most strangest, irrational fears. But at the end of the day, no matter how toxic they seem, they are the best, most sarcasm rich best friends anyone could ask for.

I wish you were more of a Shrivibha, you'd be so much more fun to hang out with!

shrivibha by PencilShavingHamster303 August 26, 2020

Cock shrivelege 

Retraction or foreshortening of one's cock upon entering a cold or hostile environment.

Rodger experienced major cock shrivelege upon entering the icy cold waters of the local swimming pool.

Maurice experienced major cock shrivelege upon coming in contact with feminazis, whereupon his cock attempted to retract into his body for safety.

Cock shrivelege by Aznlover May 21, 2006

shriveled dick 

Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.

I'm sorry Charlottesville, I have a shriveled dick.

shriveled dick by Babyboo20076 January 5, 2017

Shriveldickery 

The art of belittling someone, in order to make yourself look more appealing. To make ones dick look smaller than it is.
(just like it sounds!) Used by assholes the world over in an attempt to make their "dick" appear larger.

That asshole is a master of shriveldickery!

Shriveldickery by Richard Fittswell Upinya April 13, 2012

shrivelry 

the point where the male genitalia is at its smallest due to cold circumstances or nerves

Her: Are you ready?

Him: I can't i have shrivelry

shrivelry by B/M/S December 2, 2022