schmieder

anyone with the last name schmieder has an extremley large penis, and or ballsack.

damm you see the size of that schmieders dick

by the bigest of them all October 21, 2009

Schiest

A very thievish individual. A trickster. A cunning bastard. Sorta like how politicians are dirty scheists. Lawyer-esque. A bro.

BK: Wow my brother ate my entire bag of chips when he only said he'll take a few!

BK's Friend: Wow, what a fucking schiest!

by The Schiest-kamf October 15, 2010

schliegengrifte

An awesome pagan festival held each Yule where only the most hot bros get invited and they have lunch together and talk a lot of sense about music and musicians, and bitches hang around the outskirts hoping to be included.

Hans: Hey did you get to this year's Schliegengrifte?

Kurt: What's it to you, dickwad?

by schliegenoberfuhrer January 12, 2015

Schieman

To suck on one's penis

Damn, josh schiemaned me so hard last night

by penislover696969 November 2, 2009

schieve

A state of complete highness whereby cats begin to talk

Dude you're so schieve

by High aschiever July 22, 2014

schrieber

To suck dick for something you want. Many times to gain an unfair advantage.

Man, the coach must have schriebered the referees to get some of those calls.

by Wayne Rollins April 8, 2004

Schmied

A Copycat. One Who Copies EVERYTHING That Somebody Else Does. These Creatures Are Extremely Annoying, Especially When They Cannot Get Enough of Copying People.

Person 1: "I LOVE GIRLS, THEY ARE SO AMAZING"

The Schmied: "I Used To Hate Girls, But Now I Suddenly Like Them, Right After That Kid Said He Loved Girls."

REPEAT SEVERAL TIMES UNTIL YOU ARE ANNOYED OUT OF YOUR MIND.

by Merik DonFranJedrey March 10, 2010