Schrödinger's Fuck

Suspecting one's friend's virgininty is in question but not wanting to know the details so assuming said virginity is in a state of simultaneous existence and non-existence due to uncertainty. Undone by a TMI disclosure. Progeny is also a reliable indicator to disprove any exisiting condition of Schrödinger's Fuck

miranda was in a state of schrödinger's fuck until max undid it by telling me he was buying condoms

by mastercreeper101 December 1, 2010

Schrödinger's leftist

A pussy commie snowflake who will beat you up and take away your free speech.

Tucker: “Leftists are effeminate socialists who need safe spaces for their little snowflake feelings.”

Also Tucker: “THE LEFT IS DANGEROUS AND COMING FOR YOUR GUNS AND FREEZE PEACH!”

Karl: “Tucker, you’re saying they’re both powerless and insanely powerful? Sounds like you have a case of Schrödinger's leftist.”

by ZakkFlash September 26, 2018

Schrödinger's Faggot

When someone thinks traps aren't gay as long as you can't see the dick

Guy 1: Traps are gay
Guy 2: If you don't see the penis it isn't
Guy 1: "it's not gay as long as I don't see the dick"
Guy 1: Schrödinger's Faggot

by Protegent August 28, 2017

Schrödinger’s Hug

To give a hug but only meaning it if they hug back

Larry: “I gave Linda a Schrödinger’s Hug today and she hugged back”
Tom:”Good Job you killed that like the Nazis killed Jews”
Larry: “What the fuck”
Tom: “I’m joking”
Larry:”Your a Schröedinger’s Douche bag”

by A possum possum December 29, 2020

Schrödinger's Can

A beverage can that has been open for days and may or may not have a bug in it. You can't see into the can to get a clear answer, therefore the can simultaneously does and doesn't have a bug in it until you pour out the whole thing and see for yourself.

"I wouldn't drink that, man. It's been out for a while. It's a real Schrödinger's can at this point."

by BoredCollegeKid April 6, 2016

Schrödinger Equation

The Schrödinger equation is a linear partial differential equation that governs the wave function of a quantum-mechanical system.
looks like this- −ℏ22m∇2+V(r⃗ )ψ(r⃗ )=Eψ(r⃗ ).
Tell me if you understand

The Schrödinger Equation is commonly use in quantum mechanics

by DesperateForest April 30, 2021

schrödingers racist

a person who is racist, and decides whether they are joking based on the reaction they get from peers.

I am a Schrödingers racist

by kingtux99999 February 14, 2023