splitting the beard

When a female parts her vaginal lips either to piss or to have things inserted in her!

Tanya love splitting the beard when she went for a piss!!

by steven Dressel April 15, 2008

schlitzing

Schlitzing is when you goose someone, and say the word "schlitz" at the exact same time.

I had a dream that a hot guy kept schlitzing me

by schlitzy December 6, 2013

schmitting

A term used when a person hoggs joint.

Dude seriously stop schmitting !

by buschram September 1, 2016

splitting my peas

a saying used when someone is very annoyed or in other words “triggered”

shaniac is really splitting my peas at this moment with his shenanigans

by fizzabelle January 3, 2018

splitting at the seam

A girl or woman who has gone through puberty

Person 1: That 18 year old woman is hot.
Person 2: Yeah, cause she is splitting at the seam

by Flat for the food September 27, 2018

Splitting hairs

When your old lady lays down and spreads the peach for ya.

Hey baby, how's about us splitting hairs and me giving you a good poke?

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Splitting an Egg

When you’re so obsessed about splitting costs equally that you would even insist on getting half of an egg.

Person 1: You owe me 20p from that coffee the other day
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.

by EggSplitter2007 November 27, 2021